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it's exactly what you think

nemesismess:

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makaraena:

Perfect couples don’t exis-
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richwhitelesbian:

crap? no, no. i feel like crepe. flattened, unable to rise. filled with chocolate and icing sugar 

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masturbending:

is this irl

is this just fantasy

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theownerofthetruestcock:

margurita:

he looks so scared

the bottom of his hair was at the top of his head when jess was alive

theownerofthetruestcock:

margurita:

he looks so scared

the bottom of his hair was at the top of his head when jess was alive

(via comicconverse)

nerdsarerhapsodic:

One of the kids in my high school class was born on April Fool’s and his dad missed his birth because when his mom called to say she was in labour he laughed and hung up on her

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“I consider myself a realist, but in philosophical terms I’m what’s called a pessimist.”
— Grantaire, Book VI (via incorrectlesmisquotes)

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queendread:

I don’t understand the USA, all your roads are straight and all your cities look like they were planned using Excel.

Everyone knows the only way to build a city is to wait until a bunch of tiny villages merge together over centuries and create a sprawling clusterfuck of winding roads that make no sense and have no street signs and are impossible to navigate unless you’ve lived there all your life.

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meladoodle:

date you? i thought you said ‘cremate you’ hahaah what a hilarious misunderstanding. *pile of ashes does not respond*

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